Late addition: Milkshakes in a bag is for people without appropriate sized cupholders who aren’t going to eat it in their car. It’s not a common request, but it does make sense. Doesn’t make it any less weird, and she should be asking nicely WHEN SHE ORDERS for a bag.

Don’t forget about these cards, which aren’t from TGT but are still the best cards ever. Remember, when in doubt, ALL minions.

Some fun facts about Snilloc’s Snowball:

What? No Epona? The one proper similarity between the old West and Zelda games? NERD RAGE!!!

It’s the standard excuse: if you have to draw people, you might as well make them attractive.

I posit that players still don't understand the maps, as evidenced by so many people laming while the enemy gets all the plants. Heck, this has happened vs bots.

EG’s win was worth an ESPN Sportscenter mention. Apparently, TI5 had the second-largest prize pool of a sporting event in 2015 so far, trailing the World Series of Poker. The sports people failed to add any analysis to the shown clips, but they did leave in the shout caster commentary, which meant that ESPN officially…

But the director of the 2nd Silent Hill movie didn’t have a good movie under his belt. Also, we’ve never had a movie based on a video game where the movie had an insanely higher budget than the game. Maybe that’s the secret?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Now I really have to reacquire a PS3 or get a PS4. I kept telling myself that I didn’t need to play Journey anymore.

He’s like Bo Jackson from Tecmo Bowl!

I can only imagine a player going mercenary just to troll the other faction, only to find out that his entire crew is mercenaries, and then they all live happily ever after.

She definitely has the fighting skill to be the best, and she backs it up with solid confident talk, as opposed to Mayweather, who is skilled but hasn’t mastered the art of talking properly (or not beating women). It’s like the difference between Terrell Owens and J.J. Watt. Both are skilled; there is no denying it.…

Killcelent. Killsome. Super-Kill-afragilisticexpialidocious.

Those balls are now deflated.

Aww, jeez. I really tried to like this game. It seemed like a really cool concept, and when Kotaku showed a preview a while ago, it looked awesome. But now...now I have to agree with this review: it’s just a little bland. Of course, when you try and give the player insane levels of customization of all the NPCs and…

With a ram.

Magic: the Gathering managed to pull it off, albeit with less “ALL minions.”

All I know is that I went home that night and watched the election results wondering how many napkins Barack Obama would require for his small black coffee.