It’s you! The hero of Kvatch!

I knew it. For years, his movies have gone uncriticized, but now it is finally time for us to take Madam Panhandler to task.

He ruined something beautiful by hitting someone. Just like Chris Brown.

I’m...not sure I follow that last sentence. Anywho, the show was aimed specifically at the PC gamers that are super hyped about PC games, just like EA announcing more sports games is aimed at sports games fans and not, say, me, who thinks that they should bring back Blitz god dammit.

The balk and the walk off dunderhead play are both coveted spaces on the Umpire Bingo Board.

Just like a few years ago, he’s just letting his shaft fly all over the place, like he doesn’t care what it lands in, damn the consequences.

I know, right?

Who watches the watchful guardians?

Wait. Hold on.

Musta missed it. Yay.

You win this time, Gadget. This marks the first time in the history of the Internet that a person generalized a group of people based on their experiences and wasn’t entirely correct. Your certificate of accomplishment will take 6-8 weeks to arrive.

They’re being installed on December 6th.

I hope that there’s a feature where the creator of the level has to beat their level before it goes online, because nothing would make 100 Mario Challenge horrible like an unbeatable level.

I’ve been there. Watching the Timberwolves for, what, 7 seasons in a row of making the playoffs, thinking, “This will be the year!” and watching them lose in the first round, followed by that magical season where we made it aaaaaaaaaaaal the way to the conference finals, lost, and then never went back because KG was…

After the 1998 Playoffs, everything the Vikings do seems like an improvement.

Vikings fan checking in. Weathered the Loveboat incident and Adrian Peterson smacking his kid. And you know what? The Vikings screwed up. And I’m fine with that. I wish they hadn’t, but you don’t have to get butthurt about it. Stay classy, St. Louis.

I didn’t want to speak for everyone. Thanks for placing me on that pedastal you knocked me off of.

Sold out again.

Sold out again.

Sounds like someone isn’t a PC gamer.

Whether there should have been a show or not, their show was well presented, provided good info, didn’t over-hype their own product (looking at you, Ubisoft), and didn’t feel like a first-time presentation (moving gaze to Square Enix). Yes, they could have dropped half the Fallout info on Microsoft and half on Sony,…