I didn’t want to speak for everyone. Thanks for placing me on that pedastal you knocked me off of.

Sold out again.

Sold out again.

Sounds like someone isn’t a PC gamer.

Whether there should have been a show or not, their show was well presented, provided good info, didn’t over-hype their own product (looking at you, Ubisoft), and didn’t feel like a first-time presentation (moving gaze to Square Enix). Yes, they could have dropped half the Fallout info on Microsoft and half on Sony,…

They gave us gameplay from multiple games, HotS reveals, No Mans Sky for PC, and sick hardware. That’s on par with the interesting things that EA showed off.

You can grump about the PC show being full of information and not so much hype, but if you think about it, it’s exactly what PC gaming is at heart. Console gamers are used to instant gratification. What they see is what they get right away. But PC gamers? We have to update the graphics card, double-check the drivers,…

I believe that you must now make like a tree, and get outta here.

Truth. Bethesda had a better first show than PC did, though.

Tune in next week for the McDonalds Grand Sit on your Ass on the Couch. I plan on medalling in the 0m Sit.

Thank you. America salutes your service.

This is fine.

I have travelled back in time to tell you to keep your hopes up.

Too true. 2011 was the beginning of the end. At least Hololens looks pretty neat.

Clearly, Bethesda was paying attention to every Ubisoft E3 press conference, because they were the antithesis of Ubisoft’s usual showing, this year being no exception. Bethesda showed off cool games and cool features. They didn’t have to tell us that these things were cool; we, the viewers, knew that they were cool.

Totilo wins E3 for the “Darthstone” pun.

Or the opportunity to help develop Godus.

Paul George did it better.

Teemo is a troll character, and your enemies get mad when you pick him because they will die and they won’t know why.

But what if I want you to track my IP address, so that I can receive proper recognition for my hilarious dick jokes? I worked long and hard on those innuendos. How dare you shaft me like this?

Not referring to sports things by their name? Where have we heard this before?