To put the fine portion in perspective:

Seconded. My Wii U is less than a foot from my PC.

You forgot Business Kitty (sorry, Google corrected me to Biznis Kitty). She’s in Lord Business’ Evil Lair, set 70809.

I’m disappointed that he’s not a dolphin.

One of the most important rules of the SFW internet: there’s a GIF for everything.

I do so enjoy having burritos, but I can’t have too much at a time. I can only have a Chipoh-little.

Remember, kids. Don’t yell at people who are trained to use firearms and are respected members of society, even if they are dillweeds. This is like when some lady started bad-mouthing the military during Act of Valor.

Oh man, Belichick is going to have these guys by the bal...

Oh shit. I think I hear Jalopnik coming. Everyone, hide your casual karting games!

He’s probably right. My memory has been a bit fuzzy ever since I tried to wrap my head around Canifest Destiny.

3 so far. Nazi Germany, North Korea, and Japan, if I remember right. There’s not a wiki for that kind of thing, which is odd.

Ah, but this is a learning opportunity, for I have recently perfected an improved algorithm used for programs like Photoshop to more cleanly separate pieces of an image by finding their contours. It’s called Edge Detection.

I’ll have a chit-chat with my cousin, the Assistant Manager of eSports at Riot, when I see him later this month. I don’t know if he’ll have the lowdown, but Riot seems like it’s losing its market share faster and faster to DOTA2 and HotS. And maybe a little to Smite. And two people to whatever that iOS MOBA is.

And then there’s Daredevil’s method for advancing the story, Getting Hit by a Car.

I, too, enjoy going to venues with my friends where alcohol can be purchased in quantities and watching overweight men strike out.

The ESPN 30 for 30 films are hit-or-miss, but “Guru of Go”, the film that covers that school at that time, is extremely emotional, at least for me. It’s one of those sports stories that feels fictional, like there’s no way that we deserve to live in the same world as events that are this heartbreaking and this…

There’s a difference between spamming and using the same projectile over and over again.

Boobs are the best way to impress the internet.

A lot of devs do watch speed runs. AGDQ, the coolest time of the year to slap yourself in front of Twitch and give money to charity, have gotten dozens of devs to talk about their game and watch their games get obliterated. Listening to Team Meat alternate between talking about how hard it was to make the game and…

OK, modders. Now you can get started on the weapon that every game, and every reality, needs.