IMO, the premier pooping place, the best BM building, the desired dookie destination is the computer lab. Doesn't matter if its in a stand-alone building or in the middle of a classroom hall. People who are in a computer lab have headphones in and/or are engrossed in their work, so you can groan and grunt and scream…

Rats. Mine own beard is proof that I have never been to space. Curse my manliness!

I don't want to know about his Lon Lon Milk.

Remember, children, Minnesota sports teams are the minor leagues of real sports teams.

I don't have cable, so I don't get to watch ESPN. Since I really haven't heard of Darren Rovell, I believe that he shouldn't be paid.

You can't deny that the Demo-pan is the most stylish of all video game characters.

Kevin Love! Come back to Minnesota! We'll treat you right! Look at Kevin Garnett! Look how many championsh...

You heard it hear, folks. Phreak wants you all to build snowball items. That way, you will do tons of damage.

No Sinistar? I am disappoint.

Following in the footsteps of the Wii and Wii U, I expect the NX to be two Wii U's duct-taped together.

You can't run from heaven.

Pokemon for iPhone.

Ah, I remember when I was a food idiot and didn't know the different ways to cook meat. 3rd grade was an exciting time.

After months and months of waiting, PC gamers are still like, "What the hell, Rockstar?"

So still being late is "embracing PC owners with open arms"? I remember back in the day, when games were released for all available platforms on the same day. How long ago was that? Oh yeah, October 2014, with Borderlands 1.5. He shouldn't be praised for being less time-wasting than GTA V. Middle East peace is…

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of assholes realized they had no friends to party with and were suddenly silenced.

Minutes later, Colbert showed up, gave Big Show a thwack on the man-tackle with a sledgehammer, and Stewart took the credit for being the producer.

Oh, employees that don't understand basic concepts. Truly, they are a sight to behold.

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