Me too. I’ve been fat. I’ve been thin. I’ve been somewhere in the middle. Still me.

Jesus Chryslers...

And Only A I’m-Not-Like-All-Those-Other-Girls Girl Can Save Us All!

I am becoming more and more comfortable with the fact that when the apocalypse does hit I will probably be one of the first people to die.

It’s like, she’s already beautiful, but being intelligent makes her even more beautiful. That picture just shows something else in her eyes that would not be there if she was just some vapid model. There is nothing less interesting than a beautiful person, and nothing else. And most of these girls are very…

Lorraine. Just give me all the Lorraine and I'm good. Forever.

I’m not either, but I don’t think my love would disappear instantly. It would take awhile, like a bad breakup. First, I would be devastated and cry a lot. Then, with time, I’d get over it and move on without them.

I’ve NEVER understood that. Listen, I have a kid...and she was absolutely inconsolable and WORTHLESS from birth until at least 5 or so. I would’ve gladly skipped those years in which I had to do every single little thing for her. WHY DON’T PEOPLE APPRECIATE OLDER KIDS MORE?!?!?!

I usually don’t root for the death of children onscreen

So if we off the mom, does that open the chance for a Michonne/Rick hookup? I dont know why I am secretly hoping for this.

You calling him Coral made my day. Thank you.

I’m going to have to argue that Carl’s hat is doing the Lord’s work in trying to cover Carl’s fucking awful haircut.

I still vote for the pastor dude. He’s fucking annoying as shit.

This is really sad. I hope they are able to confirm either way for the sake of their families getting some closure. And before the asshole pile on starts, please everyone remember that teenagers are still SUPER IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN. They might like to think they know everything and make great choices, but, they…

As I understood it, the baby was a result of a donor egg as well, so he is not biologically hers. Still a dick move though.

I don’t. It’s an exorbitant amount. He should get something a bit more proportionate to the suffering he has experienced.

This is it. This is how the Holocaust started. The rhetoric is startlingly familiar if you’ve studied Hitler’s rise and the anti-Jewish propoganda used there and even here before we finally got involved. Trump and Carson and the rest of them aren’t funny anymore. It’s scary and people need to start calling this shit…

What every fancy bitch needs? A bidet. But it’s not always easy to just plow some room in your bathroom to put one next to your toilet. So next best thing is this bidet seat that replaces your toilet seat. You can set it to heat so in those cold winter nights when you need a midnight tinkle, you can enjoy the warmth…