Old man yells at cloud...based gaming.

Smarmy fuckboi sarcasm aside, the man’s got a point.

But then why would an employee of Gawker media understand ethical journalism beyond “Gotta get ‘dem clicks!”

But you have to admit that Gawker as a whole has a tendency to say, “this person is doing something stupid just to get media attention!!!”, and then write about them ad-nauseam for weeks.

On the scale of shady things, being a ballpark asshole ranks pretty low. But I’ll be sure to send in a tip next time I see somebody sneak into a better seat or dump their beer on the person in front of them when they leap up to scream at an umpire.

I’m still not sure what he did was shady (I’m buying his explanation and apology) but, hey, at least he didn’t spoil Captain America Civil War by claiming people had three whole days to see it #neverforgetthecrime.

If you just hold completely still, all the assholes will die and the corruption will stop. Their sense of being is based on movement.

I got 11 balls today

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

Goddamn it, my grand pappy was elbowing eight year old Chinese kids in the face in Korea when you were still in short pants.

Should I not be explaining the joke?

I’m seriously having a hard time seeing what the problem is here. Someone inform me.

Dunking some B-Balls isn’t nothing.

Jaime Moyer tried to participate, but when he finished, all he blew was a cloud of dust.

These days if don’t leave a 1,000 word article erect, it just wasn’t worth it.

Okay

The ghost of Garrett Gilbert strikes again.

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

That kid’s an orphan now.

I DID, AND THANK YOU