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An “accident” is legally distinct from “negligence.”

Woof. It’s too bad there weren’t people near by trying to warn people about this kind of thing!

“Accident”

because Jo is cheating on Chip with Clint

This is sad. They seem like a really normal, nice couple. They didn’t appear disdainful of each other at all and actually seemed to work well as team.

I was sort of hoping it was the Fixer Upper couple bc I’m a bad person.

The UPS driver did the right thing, but this woman is the hero in this story. I don’t think acknowledging that is wrong or snarky, but as always, everyone is free to disagree with me.

I haven’t eaten a normal day’s worth of food since....September? Between the election and some scary health news for my significant other, I’ve lost 20lbs.

I must say, Woody Harrelson is an unexpected, but most welcome, addition!

War for the Planet of the Apes 2017: In which we all kind of start rooting for the apes.

Can we get Caesar to do something about Trump?

F that. Some people aren’t worth being in this world. Why keep this piece of filth alive?

This? This? This is when a man finally decides to believe in rape? Not when we tell him, not when we press charges or testify or are emotionally broken. No, only when it’s actually a made up fucking excuse to justify murder. Seriously men, sometimes it boggles me that any women are straight, overall, you aren’t…