You find a razor on the ground, you’re going to use it.

The best clip of him as a Niner’s D-line coach was “BLUDGEON!”

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

fucking god people...

I’d really rather not see Toyota.

said nobody.

No one cares tho...

He’s upset bc Juju didn’t ask him to play hide-and-seek.

The names werent so bad, what was however is how he slaughtered “Marque” as “Mar-kee”. Although he could be right and im the one saying it wrong, i’ve always said “Mark”

Race ‘em at the same time. Heck, throw NASCAR and a Formula Drift event on the track at the same time. Now that sounds entertaining.

Dale Earnhardt Jr?

I would daily that Outlander for a month if that young lady would sit on my lap and call me “Papi” just once.

Nah it needs to be more dry and boring. Otherwise how will I nap through it all?

According to Yelp, there are also many fine dancing establishments close to Provo (well, in Salt Lake City), such as Dream Girls, Trails, and American Bush. I find this to be no coincidence.

Good point, I’ll need to calibrate my signals better. No dessert, or maybe I’ll neg her over breadsticks.

Pretty amazing that Mike Francesa thinks there is an “r” at the end of his own name.

To complete this story you will have to drive a McLaren to Bruce’s birthplace of Auckland NZ. Now that’s a long drive.

There are still a lot of Equinoxes left, of course, so buy one while there’s still time.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.