If you went to McDonald’s for their nasty-ass chicken nuggets just to get some sauce because a cartoon character raved about it, you are one of the most gullible fools ever. You got played by a cartoon and a mega-corporation.

If you waited in line for hours to get said sauce, you have officially failed at life.

Coupee!

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

Couldn’t this have something to do with the story yesterday were for its new CEO was cutting $14 billion in cost?

Sky Sports F1 has impeccable coverage and it’s almost physically painful to go back to NBCSN coverage, even though I really like Diffey, Matchett, and Hobbs. If the team could be expanded further than 4 people and a half-assed attempt by US media at covering motorsport then I wouldn’t have to rely on Sky F1.

Great, now Grosjean and his mad scientists gotta rip apart the car and replace the damaged parts inside. Ask any welder, any real welder. It don’t matter if you arc or TIG, cracking’s cracking.

No, thanks, I prefer my Jim Bob.

Did you tell your date that it had never happened before? ;)

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Too bad he can’t reach the one on the far right.

Smokey Yunick looking down in shame at the lack of ingenuity.

oh my god, i forgot he took a bunch of money shots with his wife and called it art.

Woulda been more fun if it featured his Made in Heaven series.

I lost it at ‘doublebarrel pink eye’.

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.

I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

I was head first, until my mom showed me the arm first method, when I was about five.

Just stop at the bakery or supermarket, buy a good loaf of French or Italian bread, rip off pieces with your hand, and dunk til full.