Naked tits

Smokey, my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.

Maybe it’s Goodbye and Thanks for all the Krill?

But cat doesn’t like your things.

For 17k you could get a GTO and supercharge it.

Totally. Who is this Scarbs person anyway? Pfft. Casual fans amirite?

Small correction: ‘ The satellite, which can take high quality images of Earth every 15 minutes’

It also has factory kneepads for both knees.

*Running in the 90s intensifies*

• Stiff suspension
  

To those outside Philly, “having a big dick” just means carrying a couple extra d batteries in your pocket in case JD Drew walks by.

Welp, there hasn’t been a tragedy of this magnitude in KC for 36 years.

I really need to scan my degrees so I can use them more in internet conversations with strangers.

I only read articles in artisanal, local-sourced fonts.

Call me when you can get 4k cable channels and no data caps on internet service. They I’ll concede that 4k has “caught on.”

High five shitters. A staple of frat houses everywhere.

And Lo, in that men's room on this most sacred of days, a new Kardashian was brought forth in to this world.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.