Pizza dude’s got thirty seconds.

I’m on a diet. Bread crust is about as much as I allow myself. It’s soooo good. I can smell it right now from all the way upstairs in my bedroom. It’s like an olfactory hallucination.

I can see that backfiring for McDonalds even though it looks like good publicity.

He’s not a son of a bitch. He’s just an asshole.

There’s an excellent book called Nature’s Nether Regions. It talks all about how the penises AND vaginas work on a number of different critters. It made me feel better about being human. We get to do it in a cozy bed. How nice.

I saw this movie called Begotten (1990). It was great. Messed me up for a few hours. And it sure seemed like something that would be controversial and/or censored. It’s the story of Genesis done in the style of a horror/snuff film. Talk about makin’ ya want to vomit, jeez. For what it’s worth, it is banned in…

You know what they say about dinos with big feet...

I can see a bowl of baby spinach being a common thing in the operating room.

Steve is AI passing as right-wing politician, saying anything that’ll keep us distracted from the fact that robots are currently taking over.

Its like a mix of Bob Ross and a Werner Herzog documentary. And did he say, “Ink just tastes so dang good”

I’m always a little bothered by the word telomere. It sounds too sci-fi. When I close my eyes and picture a telomere I see a squiggly fuzzy alien—annoying, not unlike jar jar binks—that bounces around in swarms of billions, somehow ruining everything.

It’s all on Donald. He made it go away. It never happened. It was never there.

That’d be great, especially if they bring back Paul Dano. He seemed to jibe well with their style of movie making.

Hm. So that’s what it’s like to lose your mind.

The Zone takes care of its own.

I’ve been reading Seveneves and this video was a perfect visual aid for the details in that book.

I’m pretty sure this is his real top ten: