Kara can be a journalist or Alex can be gay. We can’t have both. Apparently. 

Well, Radcliffe is a recovering alcoholic, so maybe having all that money when he turned 18 wasn’t great. 

Indeed. 

Based on the trailer, the only thing they’re changing is the animation style.

That is indeed my plan. 

I get the business decisions behind this (developing hyper-realistic CGI for use on other projects, justifying the costs by using it initially on a remake that is guaranteed to make billions of dollars, yaddiyaddiyah). But that doesn’t mean I’m going to see it. Instead, I’ll save my money for the currently unannounced…

The U.S. theatrical version cut the ending scene where you realize Sarah’s escape was a hallucination and she’s still in the cave with the monsters closing in. 

Bugs, which are generally limited to cave crickets and spiders, tend to stick close to the entrance, so just go deeper into the cave! Snakes can be a problem. Also, dead things. Sometimes, animals crawl into caves only to discover that they can’t get back out. So you find a half-decomposed raccoon blocking your path…

Your phobia is not that irrational. I have a phobia of step-mothers that I blame fully on Disney, and that is irrational. But a fear of heights and small spaces has at least a small inkling of reason behind it.

I cave as a hobby. Ironically, I got into caving after watching “The Descent.” But caves are psychologically…

Unless the space collapses, in which case you die.

Extension cords are inconvenient. You could use a portable generator. 

Historically, contact has often made prejudice worse. The best example of this would be the pre-Civil War American South where racist whites lived with, worked alongside, and, in the upper classes, were often raised by Blacks. And racial prejudice was actually worse in cities with large freedmen populations, where…

What I’m saying is that I don’t want the new version at all. 

I actually found it refreshing. Idina can do more than just musicals. 

This is where Calvinism weirdly works out for once. If you assume that everyone’s fate is predetermined and that you can do nothing to change your fate, you ending up doing good for good’s sake. 

Weren’t they lovers in one of the reboots?

I loved “Push” because it gave us drunk, pre-teen Dakota Fanning. Also, I think you mean pre-Gwen Stacy Emma Stone, unless there was a fourth Spiderman reboot that I missed. 

You make a show called “Revenge” that starts off okay but then is quickly renewed beyond what the premise can sustain and starts to fall apart. 

To be fair, only one of the female characters was throwing herself at Scott, and she was in high school. But, yes, I did find the most unbelievable part of the film to be the fact that Ramona would ever give Scott the time of day. 

Did- did anyone expect anything else? I saw the words “Dumbo” and “Tim Burton” in the same sentence and thought, “Welcome to the Uncanny Valley. Do not enjoy your stay.”