I don’t think the clown performing for one lonely adult is an idea that is impossible to reach by 2 separate people. Clowns are a common theme lately... Also, comedians think about this exact thing all of the time. Having to entertain an audience that is not for you, in a shit/creepy setting is something many comics…

It doesn’t matter if it’s light blue and brown or white and gold in bad lighting - it’s fucking ugly. And no one needs sleep to make that call.

I make it a point to always post the white santa pic on articles about Megyn Kelly. I’m glad at least one jez writer has the wherewithal to do a Megyn Kelly post without treating her with kid gloves while acknowledging she’s a massive bigot.

Let me get this straight. Man drops some artwork downtown in form of protest. City loves it and permanently adopts artwork. Another artest drops a different piece of art near the first one as a form of protest/tribute and the first artist is now complaining about his copywrite?

Real Talk: how are we all going to die?

Please do not waste your money. I went this weekend and just sat there thinking WTF. I am not even convinced it was her. Girl could not dance. She did not move her hips once. She was always at least two steps behind on the dance moves. I felt so sorry for her dancers because I can’t even imagine how hard it must…

It’s nice to see that ‘Murica is still the world leader in giving idiots their own shows.

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

When you thought this was your Cindy Crawford moment but you fucked up and everyone hates you because you don’t read the news.

Eh, the reality is this whole clusterfuck will soon be forgotten and Kendall can go back to Kendalling and then the nuclear war will wipe out everything.

cry me a fucking river Kendall

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

Envoking labor laws?! What a liberal snowflake. A real conservative would cower before the omnipotence of The Almighty Employer and faithfully accept whatever fate The Free Market has in store for them.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

I read further about this and apparently when people are eating like that they tend to act in a similar fashion to someone who is choking. So the people watching didn’t even realize that he was having a problem. They just thought he was doing standard stuff-your-face stuff. Until he was blue. :/

Holy cow, just think how many people involved in making this looked at it and didn’t see a problem. HOW??

Not gonna lie. I feel better.

Why do you consider it a con? Commerce is based on the idea that two parties can be mutually satisfied even when valuing something differently.