Yeah, they look like brother and sister.

Let the kid wear the dinosaur shoes outside FFS. You just said life is too short.

#IMWITHluciFER

Let’s not forget the most important aspect of the 1D pregnancy: Cheryl first met Liam when he was a 14-year-old auditionee.

Tom: Hey Siri, are you my daughter?

She talked about the missing wife of the Scientology leader, its weird authorities don’t seem to care this woman has disappeared. I think Scientologists are scarier than Leah.

I don’t care about Kanye.

Maybe he’s ill and doesn’t want anyone to know.

Stupid hat? Check.

I call bullshit. If Kanye was in a mental health program, he would not be allowed visitors to be in his business constantly. That’s not how it works.

There are a TON of people like this that have to continually push their progressive and oh so diverse street cred. It’s like an Internet comments section: “As the mother of a queer, gender nonconforming, autistic kid with disabilities...”, “as someone who is 1/8 Native American and half Tibetan...”, “As someone who is…

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

Mike Pence looks like Dr. Drew’s uptight closeted brother.

I’m conflicted.

Well any man who can turn down $40 million is not really as identifiable with common folk.
By all means laugh, but let’s remember the lesson that Cosby has taught us all:
NEVER IDOLIZE COMEDIANS

In the ranking of who to blame for a Trump presidency, Susan Sarandon is pretty fucking far down the list.

I know everyone is frustrated, but I’m getting tired seeing liberals bickering over this trivial bullshit. In general, I’ve seen lots of people attacking each other for not being good enough at being an ally when what they need is a talk, not to be thrown under a bus. I’ll eat my shoes if anyone talking about punk…

SERIOUSLY. By making the movie’s outsiders the Mean Girls, they’re no longer outsiders, and it’s impossible to root for them because they’re the Mean Girls, so... we’re left with conventionally attractive, heteronormative, and socially adept people to root for? WAITAMINNIT.

My mom has some serious snark in her game. She also feels that it’s her motherly obligation to take me to the airport every week (I travel for work) despite the fact that the company would pay for a cab or for me to leave my car at the airport.