Why be a teacher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do something else if you hate children.

OMG a first-grader fidgeting in class! Unheard of! Who knew teachers had to put up such wretched, out-of-control behavior?

don’t act like the theater is some magnanimous entity for telling people who had lost children, partners, friends, and mobility that $2,000 was generous enough.

They tried to pay them off and make it go away even when it was clear they would win. The lady who rejected it ruined it. She couldn’t let it go.

Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet.

I feel like the blame should really go on the scumbag lawyers that convinced these people to sue the theater.

They’d check how much of it was bound to her receptors, screen her for known mutations in those same receptors, weigh the hoarseness of her voice, rate the development of her pubic hair and breasts, evaluate her muscles, size her labia, palpate her vagina, and measure her anogenital distance. In other words, they’d…

Should she have been like a polite good little girl and said something sweet like “I am just glad we all got to be here.” Fuck that! She called the doper cheat out, women should and NEED to be aggressive at that level and there is nothing wrong with being asked a question and giving honest feelings.

From what I understand, the loophole being exploited here is that the substance she tested positive for this spring was NOT banned last year, and they don't have sufficient information about how long the drug stays in your body to say definitively that she took it this year, when it was banned. I'm not sure whether or…

From what I understand (which is hard to do when following Piers Morgan’s train of thought) that he’s upset about how rude it was for King to call out the Russian because every athlete dopes. Except, he didn’t understand the part where Lilly King was throwing shade because she doesn’t dope, doesn’t need to dope and…

“(I am bitter and aggressively patriotic during the Olympics.)“

I have basically no sense of patriotism but during the olympics I shout “AMERICA FUCK YEAH” at my TV 24/7.

Fuck off Piers, you’re just bitter because doping is the only way the UK stands a chance in any swimming event other than the men’s breaststroke.

Back when I bartended, I had a night where one guest that ran a tab had the last name Wang, one had the last name Dickerson, one had Wood, and one was Koch. I loved that night.

King doesn’t even need to be shady. She just straight up called the bitch out, then handed her her ass on global television. Eat shit, Efimova.

USA swimming is on fire. Katie Ledecky is amazing and Lilly King killed it for that gold and told Russia where to go.

I was too busy laughing at this:

“I’m not a fan,” is my favorite. It’s dismissive, shows your superiority and suggests those who ARE fans are dumb as hell. It’s the all-region ‘bless her heart’ . I’m going to do my best to say that to as many people as possible this week.

I got why the IOC let individual sports decide who in the Russian team would go to the Olympics. It’s so hard to get there and for some athletes it’s their only shot. If someone isn’t doping it wouldn’t be fair.