My brain is like, "cannot compute." I want to watch her mom and then her and I can't do both at the same time! And try as I might to watch one and then the video again to watch the other I keep trying to watch both every time because they're SO good. #shortygotmoves

I always thought, "why wouldn't you report it?! You should report it!" I didn't actually say it to anyone, but I thought it. And then it happened to me I realized I was an idiot.

I think I actually understood everything you wrote which means you are remarkable because housing and HOA lingo makes my brain hurt. (Maybe she should try that excuse in court? It's about as good as diet pills.)

Also, that last sentence should be in all of your "selling this house" ads because that could help. Good…

I didn't know carpal tunnel was a thing until just this morning when my sister mentioned that "dear god this child is sucking the life out of me!"

Regardless of who is cleaner than who, if you're out with your kid alone, you don't have much choice.

I'm creeped out FOR Rihanna. Also, Leo is probably like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?

"I'm fine, I'm fine!!" #icant

I just rewatched this movie this week and was appalled to find Netflix categorized it as a "comedy." I mean sure, you can quote the heck out of it and laugh all the live long day, but mostly you're gunna cry. And cry. And cry.

But the comments are all over it.

I've made exceptions since learning that lesson, similar to what you've mentioned, but I'm much more inclined to say no now. With this particular company (a non-profit), I know that they pay other photographers for events, they license photos from Shutterstock, etc. It was a wake-up call for me: "if they like my work…

One of the parks in my neighborhood used to be a cemetery. It's a little creepy knowing there are dead people below you. We accidentally had a birthday party there once. It's just really not the same celebratory and day drinking sort of experience with head stones off on the side.

McDonalds probably figured that if artists were willing to not get paid to play the SuperBowl, then maybe they'd agree to not get paid for SXSW.

McDonalds, not the same level of exposure or the same level of artist. Not to mention, the even the NFL covers travel/lodge/production.

Also co-signed. I fell for that act once and seeing my photos in a TON of ads was really freaking awesome ... and great exposure for the company doing the advertising (not the person that took the picture). I learned my lesson and well, at least I could add "published" to the resume.

Growing up, I moved and then I think we changed distributors because I remember being confused about the names at one point - like WTF is a Caramel deLite? I will long hail both versions of the Thin Mint, but the Tagalong is far superior to the Peanut Butter Patty. I don't think I knew then that there were TWO…

Tagalongs. You want the Tagalongs. The Do-Si-Dos will break your heart because as good as peanut butter is, it'll never be as good as it is when it's with chocolate.

I work in a tourist location. I've seen them. I only know one person that has one and I'm not sure if she's every seriously used it.

The title had me looking for sarcasm, snark, and outrage the whole article.

Reading the headline I thought, why is her being an assistant principal relevant to an IUD issue? Then I read the article.

This comment needs more stars.

This. I loved how real it was and I need to find a gif of that eye roll. "You don't have to watch it."