I guess it must be a straight-girl thing, but I could not figure out what Issa was so pissed off about. Daniel gave warning that it was about to happen and Issa didn’t get out of the way—it happens. I’ve never seen anyone get angry over a little “friendly fire” (and yes, I’ve been on the receiving end as well, and…

Needs more Whoop Whoop Whoop a la Curly.

Judging from that hairline he has good knowledge of fucked up clippers.

Going to an NFL game in St. Louis would kill anyone’s passion for the NFL. The Dome was dark, and there would be more people wearing Blues and Cardinals stuff than Rams gear. The Rams were maybe the 5th most popular team in a 3 team town.

He’s signalling to ring the bell. He’s pinned. It’s over.

I started watching the video without my headphones in. Thought to myself “this really needs some Benny Hill music.” Put my headphones on. Was not disappointed.

I came for benny hill music and was not disappointed.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Looks like somebody drew a face on a thumb.

Things they’ll never be asked:

When you’re a 39 percent shooter over ten seasons, you need as many options and as much ammo as possible. He’s just playing it safe.

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

An entire several paragraphs and no mention of Joe Maddon. I tried “Wile E. Coyote, Super-Genius” as an alternate search term, seeing as he was using the both the Acme Lineup Construction and Bullpen Utilization Kits.

It’s like a less coordinated version of George Jefferson’s strut.

Flashing at Ballparks: Miami > Tampa.

“This is fucking great.”

Hello friends! Jim Nantz here, and welcome to [DEAFENING FART NOISE]

Or, if it’s a Penn State/Baylor game, that the stadium doesn’t spontaneously explode taking both teams and their fan bases with it.

Some years, you go an undefeated 15-1, and some times you lose every game and head into the bye 1-5. Better to just accept it and move forward.

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.