This. So much this. Deep-fried blubber nuggets (yes that’s a real thing & not just a SpongeBob joke [one that stopped working once I tried the real deal], and if you ever go to the right parts of Alaska, it’s an experience everybody owe’s themselves), are honest to god, sinfully orgasmic. The blubber fat melts into…

I swear to god, this is probably the whitest GIF I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

I find this article available.

If you find out, tell my wife I said "Hello.”

Is this article any good?

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

He actually looks surprised by this.  Is he that fucking stupid?  What, did he think she was going to pat him on the head and tell him how smart and handsome he is?

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Rest in pieces, my sweet baby boy.

The physics as he hits the curb is absolutely heartbreaking.

This thread pretty much says it all for me (twitter link follows my screenshots):

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

So is her face a sandwich?