Game Pass is the best thing to happen to video games in ten years.

This sound like something a Ghost would say to throw us off. 

Lawrence?

Ilhan Omar: America is racist, cruel and unjust.

I would complain... but the reality is I’m just jealous.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Word. None of that, “Oy, my bid! Oi dinna naow blekfiss was wrong!”

Gotta keep the bear that’s going to get stuck in one hydrated.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

Pretty sure the USA has a spline. It just has yet to be reticulated.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Just clicked on the article. 3am. I see.