Excellent and reasonably unbiased reporting!

You sir, are a fool! First off, don’t be so close behind someone that you need to see 2 cars in front of you to know when to brake.

I admit that I want a Cayenne (or a similar Large Comfy Thing With Adequate Towing Capacity) because I’m tired of spending ~$300 a weekend on a rental every time I tow the 944 out to a track day. Fine. But “I have to tow my 944 to the track” is a need, and that’s a vehicle built to solve that need.

I’m pretty sure my Mother-in-Law has one just like it. I’ll ask her about it.

I don’t know about the OG Teal Deal™ but I got an REI email this morning that featured a very similar jacket, and I honestly thought it was an April Fool’s joke until I clicked through. Nope, it’s real...

Yo mamma’s closet. No, not a dis, I mean your mother’s actual closet.

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Time travel to 1987.

Pippen played by Andrew Collins

This gif should now show up as a daily default on all the gawker sites.

Did you say something?

Pleb

The Lucerne isn’t nearly as bad as the Lacrosse. Lucerne isn’t a slang term for masturbation in some parts of the world. (which is why not all Buick Lacrosses are lacrosses)

I had a mild erection throughout the entire article, and then you said it only comes in CVT.

Thank you I was reading all the comments to make sure someone corrected this.

Am I crazy for liking grey plastic cladding?

See also Honda Element.

BMWs been doing it for years look at the e38

“Well, other people did it too!” is the lame-ass excuse my 5th graders use when they get called out for disrupting the lesson. How am I to teach them the stupidity behind that reasoning when grown ups (avoiding the term adult here) use it as well.

RIP MAC TONIGHT