Is there a bigger line of bullshit than a CEO saying “I’m not even getting paid”?

“It is not sustainable for GameStop to operate a money losing business,”

You forgot the part about “as I, a billionaire who wastes our money on NFTs.....”.

And that frugality will, naturally, apply to himself, right? Right???

Thinkgeek didn’t go out of business. They were purchased by Gamestop for $140m when they decided gamer swag and nerd tchotchkes might compensate for the struggling used game market. Buying someone who does that was easier than developing it themselves.

Oh my god did he end his email with “Best of luck to us all”?

It is not sustainable for GameStop to operate a money losing business.

They DID open ThinkGeek stores, there was one in my local mall, and it was great. They just decided to completely kill off ThinkGeek and good merchandise and pivoted into pops and shitty FnaF merch.

“Sure I’m worth billions but I’m not getting a paycheck, so when you suffer, know that I’m right there with you, eating off-brand caviar, drinking Johnny Walker Green instead of Blue, and suffering other privations.”

“I will be straight to the point. It is not sustainable for GameStop to operate a money losing business. The mission is to operate hyper efficiently and profitably.”

ThinkGeek died because GameStop bought it and killed it...

Not out of business, purchased by gamestop during its prime only for gamestop to shutdown the product development division (you know the thing that made the unique products that made Thinkgeek worth visiting) and instead just fill the stores with the same junk they had already been pedaling at gamestop. gamestop had a…

If I ever recieved an email.like.that I would sharpen up my resume asap. 

Biggest money saving they could do is dump the CEO. Their email was a waste of time and money and I am willing to be he delegates 90% of anything he is supposed to do. He probably delegated writing the email. 

Maybe somebody will finally change the PSN+ prices back to normal and create a TRUE essential tier that’s just for game saves and online multiplayer. I have wayy too many games in back log and I’m 40 now; I play sprawling epic MMOs and RPGs and indies. I don’t need a bunch of free games to justify a price hike.

But “as the market matures, NFTs are likely to [...] pivot from mere collectibles to assets with tangible utility and significance,” dappGambl suggests.

AKA: The thing that has always been true is still true, but now there is official analytical data backing it lol

This does not negate the need for stacking, it only adds a requirement for “better than just adequate” cooling.

I am begging console manufacturers to please build products that I can stack.
No fans on top, no rounded surfaces on the top or bottom, please, I only have so much horizontal space to use.

FYI, XDL stands for Xbox Design Lab, which is Microsoft’s service that lets you purchase a controller with a custom appearance. I got a little excited when I thought it meant a new Xbox Elite Controller.