I knew this article was posted in a joking manner. But, hey... Virtue signaling gets the stars!

That’s a faker impersonating the real person. Check the name on the profile page against the REAL guy here -

It’s not trolling when the name of the expansion is Destiny 2: Crystal Light

The dude that creates fakes of Lizardo’s account has started making fake accounts of you:

Just auto-dismiss that troll’s replies. This is all they do day in and day out along with trying to steal the identities of the users they interact with. One has already impersonated “Dr Emilio LIzardo” and “dudebra” and probably has more they use to get ungreyed and then change the names to original ones.

Dismiss your troll (The fake Dr. Emilio Lizardo).

Shut the fuck up, Fake Lizardo.

You can use https://www.shipito.com as an option to get a US address if you’re selected and out of the country.

It’s not really clear what the wheel came from; it could be a trailer tire, though it seems large enough to have come from a car, too. The hub is smoking pretty dramatically, so perhaps the bearings seized or something like that...

I’m partial to this one:

Shut up FAKE Lizardo.

but I can’t even begin to imagine the pathology behind doing it in a game like this

It’s definitely not the 1st multi-elimination on that game mode. Behold the champion of elimintions:

And any time Call of Duty has a broken gun that gives away easy kills, it quickly becomes the gun loadout that everyone wants to use. Just beware if you’re headed into a battle royale match in the near future, and don’t let opponents sneak too close—they’ll likely have the FR 5.56 in their hands.

To be fair, iheartmeadia has Breakfast Club by the balls.

Your cat gets in the chair because he loves your scent and wants to have it all to himself for however long he wants it. If he can’t sit on your lap all day long, he’ll sit in the chair which is like sitting on you.

You’re right because I pre-ordered my PS4 around the same time. I think the earliest they’ll open the pre-orders is the middle of September.

His wife isn’t an OB/GYN as evidenced by her not knowing her own pussy is supposed to lubricate itself during sex leading to “Wet Ass Pussy” when extremely aroused.

And cops wonder why witnesses refuse to cooperate with them... Because most of the time, shit like this happens.

Gotcha on the context!