Nah, I take them all to the same spot far as fuck from my house. When there’s one mouse, there’s at least 5-6 more!

Bout Time!!!

I bet Tracy Morgan will help Kevin out through it all. Remember the horrifying accident Tracy went through?

If you don’t know who Terry Bogard is, you’ve never been to an arcade worth a damn.

Well, you’ll get your butt fingered when you hit 40. Why? Prostate exam.

Look who crawled out of the grays!

If I have to use a glue trap, I have no problem with prying the still-alive mouse off the trap so I can release his/her ass far away from my house. That’s what latex gloves or sandwich bags are for! Since I’m the type of person that checks traps 2-3 times a day, I’ll always get to the trap before the critter dies.…

I’ll tell you what happened with Trump in a shockingly accurate description:

Stuart Varney: Proving that just because you have an English accent, it doesn’t mean you’re an intellectual.

30 years and then DENY PAROLE for an extra 10 years.

Hobgoblins also have the belly-crit. It’s bait for you to shoot so they start their health regen if you don’t just pop their heads off first.

Sweet Potato Waffle Fries are the be all, end all!

Dude... I’ve got a list that started in ‘95!!!

“Or maybe he can clear up some of the numerous contradictory parts of His book..”

Firing the cop ain’t enough. His ass should be in prison right NOW!

He didn’t hide a body? Where did you see that? He shot the kid (but didn’t call cops), the kid ran while wounded, hid behind an abandoned house trying to figure out what to do now, and ended up bleeding to death from not getting the wound treated in time; bleeding which was sped up by him running. He never touched the…

Steve King—get off Twitter, get out of Congress, and please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up forever.

Trump mishearing “Michelin” as “Michigan” is basically what happened.

Jay’s being quiet about the Kaepernick stuff for now so it doesn’t interfere with him owning majority of whichever team (hearing it’s the Giants) so that he can get Kaep on that team. People already trying to stop him from owning majority stake of a team as a black man, they (NFL) doubly don’t want a black man getting…

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