You misspelled “Marchman”. Never forget the cereal list.

What? They won 95 games. Yeah. They sucked. Never mind that the 2014, 2012 and 2010 Giants never won 95 games. Neither did the 2011 Cardinals, the 2008 Phillies, the 2006 Cardinals, the 2003 Marlins, the 2001 Diamondbacks, the 2000 Yankees, 1997 Marlins, the 1996 Yankees, the 1990 Reds... You get the idea. So yeah.…

Yeah! They are also the worst team to ever have the best record in their league! And the worst team to win their division by 12 games!

Somehow scoring runs later in the game makes you worse than scoring them early? Got it, great logic

So. Much. Salt.

I thought the Royals effectively settled this when they utterly pantsed the Mets in the World Series.

In the end A.J. really did ruin Deadspin, just in a much more roundabout manner.

I did that for my college graduation. It’s just a fun amusement park. I like roller coasters. Sue me.

the next hitter to hit .400, would somebody do it? I am wondering if a really great hitter, like Bryce Harper, put all that bat speed into just hitting line drives, i.e. he NEVER tried to hit a home run, could he do it?

I’d love to know what instigated the fight, but I imagine it wasn’t hockey related. I have a hard time believing that anyone cares enough about the Blue Jackets to physically fight over them.

Can we just skip right to the Winter Olympics so I can soothe my brain with hours of curling again?

It’s also incredibly condescending to not play against someone and stop trying. It’s a fine line between ridiculing someone (not putting back an easy rebound or avoiding an obvious lane for a layup) and trying to keep the score reasonable. And what if the team just wasn’t getting back on defence?

“An ejection in three minutes? Finally, something I can beat that guy at!”

So don't go. Problem solved.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Or, if you foul a player who doesn’t have the ball the team can select the free throw shooter from the players on the court. Similar to a technical. If you’re dumb enough to pass the ball to DeAndre Jordan when the foul occurs then he has to shoot his own free throws, but if he doesn’t have the ball you’re getting no…

FUCK

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

I don’t even want to look up what an “Alaskan Bus Ride” is. Whatever you have to do, I guess.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth