If by suburban Illinois you mean Chicago burbs, GFS is pretty common. There are many independent suppliers all around which can be tricky to search for, and I’ve even had luck by politely asking smaller suppliers that aren’t open to the public. Tips for these: ask any restaurant owners that you may know for any…

What? I didn’t realize those were hated!? I (relatively) love the ones that go in the tow hook spot or even those powered hideaway ones. I mean anything is better than screw holes in the bumper.

That’s just the one that came to mind because I see cubicle jockeys carrying them on the train, also one guy wears ones with a suit which IMO looks very strange, but there are other less expensive brands out there. I just don’t know them off the top of my head.

There are lots of grown up looking backpacks out there. Here’s just one example, but there are many other companies making them too

Brossiere?

I’ve always put anything I needed in my backpack or messenger bag without needing to call it a purse.

There are legit cabinet builders that offer models with hundreds of built in games, so I’d guess that a business owner that wanted a cabinet in their establishment could easily get tricked by someone selling a 3,000 game model

You guys are such fake news, there’s at least one restaurant in Jersey where you can buy a burrito with bitcoin http://bitcoinrestaurants.net/

Or just a kinja link

Trolls gonna troll

I want to say I’m surprised so many people don’t realize that a grown woman couldn’t be named after a group that was started many years after she was born, but sadly I can’t.

The whole damn car is a sin (not really). I haven’t driven the Clubman, but the current gen hardtop is not nearly as fun to drive as the 1st and 2nd gen. I can’t imagine the size of the Clubman would make it any better. They are much more reliable though

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Sorry, I had to. #notsorry

I haven’t done this, but there is a guide on Reddit

Thanks for dropping by Tony!

I mean, I basically start out GTA by doing a mission or 2 and then quickly devolving into blowing stuff up and roaming and figuring out all the cool, weird and fun things that Rockstar put into the gameworld.

Sony has at least one 4k smartphone. So maybe like 7 mobile users

Zombies, Run! is an app I recommend to people who are interested in gamifying their runs. I’m sure it gets old at some point but they have decided to monetize it by releasing new seasons every year. The same devs have a similar app for walking called The Walk

Aside from the last one and maybe the second one, aren’t all those just descriptions of Trump himself?