I genuinely do not understand fellow human beings without dietary restrictions who don't enjoy french onion soup. I just...how? How can you not?

What about 1 * 1 * 36? Is that ruled out by the third clue?

It looks like a speaker grill. Or a G5 Power Mac with random holes missing.

100% of the time I use a flash drive for anything important, I keep a copy on my phone and my email, FTP server or other cloud storage.

If you don't share your music, then you don't need speakers. These type of bluetooth speakers are for people who go out, do stuff and want to listen to music with other people.

It's only $50 more than the big Jambox, and that can easily be attributed the the premium label. Hopefully it sounds better and is more durable than the Jambox.

Either a eSATA to USB3.0 adapter or ExpressCard to USB3.0 adapter. If they don't have eSATA or EC, then you're just going to have to settle for USB 2.0 speeds.

You get to have a very compact 240GB (soon 480GB) external drive that runs at USB2.0 speeds and without special cables or power bricks. For someone who travels a lot, smaller, lighter and faster are always a plus. Damn, I think I just sold myself on this thing.

Pretty much all flash storage has a limit to read/write cycles. Most people will not reach the limit, some enterprise applications do.

VisionTek and PNY have both been around for years and are pretty much at the same level of quality as the other companies you mentioned, maybe with less marketing and brand recognition. Every mass produced product has a certain percentage of products that fail.

Oh, well yeah, ketchup on a hot dog is such a cardinal sin that it never even enters my mind. I just meant ketchup in general. Actually just got back from Portillo's just now, Italian beef with extra gravy

There's another Nexus keyboard coming out as well, but in general Nexus accessories have been at least twice as expensive as the third party competition and often not nearly as good.

What the hell is a tablet? There are only iPads and things that try to be iPads but haven't been blessed by the holy spirit of Steve Jobs.

iPad's are magical Jesus tablets

You should try blurple, that shit will blow your mind

Is the ketchup thing a Chicago thing? I never really knew that. Almost all of my friends love ketchup. They always fill up 4 or 5 of those tiny cups at Portillo's and look at me funny when I don't.

Burt's Place, Pequads, and My Pie. Lou Malnatis is the go to because they're great and have so many locations, and they seem to be going through a rapid expansion lately, so you can pretty much find one anywhere.

I've always had issues getting the DS3 or 4 connected via bluetooth to my laptops built in bluetooth, but the DS4 works as a gamepad seamlessly via USB, aside from the trackpad. All the other buttons and analog controls work perfectly.

I haven't driven W222 so I wouldn't know personally, but maybe the suspension was set to old school luxobarge rather than autobahn burner.

Yeah, but how many rally cars just happen to have 4 fully functional doors and seats.