As a M’s fan I remain cautiously, skeptically, nervously, and tentatively optimistic.

I didn’t know Jamie Moyer’s little sister lived in Milwaukee.

Your form is all wrong man.

Maybe he just left his shirt in the dryer too long. EZEKIEL ELLIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY, DROPS TO SECOND ROUND.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Hey now, British troops could fill our streets any time now with muskets drawn and when that happens, how could we possibly defend ourselves?

I think that is the only way that a republican will soften their stance on anything, when it is in their home or family. Got a gay kid, now I support gay rights. Have a kid with a disability, now we need better services, schools, and funding for those with disabilities. And on and on.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

So wait, player development, filling out the back end of your roster, free agency, roster chemistry, and trading for players are important parts of building a successful team?

Thank you for this. I’m going to bookmark it so I can read it when the season inevitably turns to shit.

Counterpoint: Griffey

T don't lie.

I love this article so much because the early aught Blazers are one of the few sports things I know anything about. I was married to a crazy Laker fan (I live in LA where everyone is/was a crazy Laker fan) and because I am a woman who knows how to compromise while still being disagreeable, I learned to love basketball…

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Didn’t seem to be much reaction from the fan in attendance.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!