/packs lunch

"Methinks he doth protest too much."

Return to Formula Juan has has Juan Pablo Montoya feeling juan again. Juan juanders what the Juan thing Juan is looking forward to most as he returns juance again to Formula Juan

Jez,

This is why you aren't in the company photo Dr. Zoidberg:

Or you could take that $10,000, Jezebel, and donate it to a worthwhile charity.

She wasn't a white man. She couldn't have been defending herself. Duh.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

I know, right? I was all like, "She has a tattoo; Dziadzia gonna be pissed. Wait' there's a nipple?"

My muffin penis came with blueberry balls.

Could you please not put that picture in then talk about poutine?

So what you're saying is that reality is... sans Sarif?

Based on the narrative's timeline, the authors are evangelicals, no?

Hold on to my butts!

Stop ragging on her looks, you guys have no idea what you're talking about. Have you even heard her speak in her native language yet? Pure Romance.

And just like that, Irina's dreams of playing quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons were plucked from her.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!