I always wondered how those dopey, agro white trash “reality” shows continued to thrive. I mean, what kind of slack-jawed mental midget could swallow a bunch of stupid low-brow machismo, loosely tied around motorcycle building or storage lockers or fishing or gold prospecting or whatever?

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by Kinja.”

Anyone who went to Catholic school knows nuns aren’t to be fucked with.

For years he’s been ridiculed as a “hack” and watched his sport be swept aside, knocked out the house of Olympians. But even as his fingers curled in anger, Shuster always knew he had the stones to rock the competition hard and bring the drought to an end. Now, he and Team USA can hog the spotlight as champions and…

I dunno how he acts all the time. Its just a weird thing to report.”Man doesn’t objectify woman! news at 10!”

I don’t know. All we have are projections, here. Certainly she has no friends to speak of who are leaking to the press. But I wouldn’t be surprised if, upon his leaving office, she immediately filed divorce papers.

I served on a state grand jury about a decade ago. One of the people brought up on charges had a huge stash of child pornography, including videos. The DA said, “This is the evidence we have so you can see why we’re presenting the case.”

Hmm...I googled “Star Wars for adults” and I got something else completely different.

Live in Honolulu: girl friend stumbled out of the bathroom to ask if I got the alert. I told her I did, but not to worry. I’ve lived in Hawaii for about 25 years, you come to expect massive fuck ups. It’s part of the charm of our government.

Ugh no. Even if if it weren’t for the Murder Eyes, he reminds me of someone I used to work with and really don’t like.

Well, Stan Lee has been raping the corpse of Jack Kirby for years.

I can. Not myself, oh no no no. But somewhere out there, there is someone who finds him attractive, I’m sure.

Only if it’s Yorkshire tea, everything else is yuck.

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

Black girls have to be perfect at all times and even when they are perfect, people find fault that isn’t there. I took my friend’s daughter out with my son. Her daughter is black, my son is white. I have NEVER in my life had strangers come up to me with their “concerns” more than this day. One white lady lifeguard…

Many people may not know that items like this are also sold in boutiques for Orthodox Jewish women.

Let’s tone down the glee just a tad.

Unless they’re in someone.