Whoa whoa whoa, if we don’t get to make our own characters in FO4 than my hype level went from max to I’m not sure I’m going to buy the game.

OMG OMG OMGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

This list is suffering from renkon/lotus root deficiency.

Hardly a valid point. A Bulldozer running over your mother in law is a better love story than Twilight.

THEY ALL STOLE IT FROM MY BROTHER MY BROTHER AND ME

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.…

This would make a cool tattoo.

I visited my parents over the summer and flipped through my yearbooks, of course looking up my crushes. One fascinating thing about aging (in my 30s now) is all those dudes looked like children. Gross! So gross, every one of them. Babies with acne.

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)