The ones with kids on HGTV really stand out because of how horrible an idea it clearly is. There was one with like six preteen to teen boys in a loft built like a sardine tin. I can’t imagine the stank BO. My folks live in a reasonably size house with two showers and it still smelled like horses until my brothers went…

You will know very quickly what to blame, and it will be bad on both ends of your personal spectrum, but it’s over pretty fast.

Not a lot, but it’s a pleasant area and a nice afternoon walk. I thought the Athenaeum was neat. But don’t do it backwards, you’ll go *up* Jenckes Street and wish you were dead.

Could’ve been a couple reasons, but honeybees *love* the smell of certain shampoos/conditioners. So, yeah.

I vaguely recall seeing racy postcards from this era for sale or in a book on ephemera a few years ago. If it were a sex thing, it would be very obvious. Like weird paper mache props and eyes painted on tits obvious.

Apparently I was watching Tremors for a solid decade, I remember none of these.

These are so dumb, but I unapologetically loved the two Enigmatis games (Ghosts of Maple Creek and the sequel The Mists of Ravenwood). They’re fun to play when I’m too worn out to pick up a console game that requires full focus.

Or in New Orleans, where if you bury someone there's a good chance you'll see them again the next time it rains particularly hard.

Oh wow. I went to an estate sale that was like this, normal little tract house on the outside. Inside one bedroom was hot pink shag and pink tinfoil and black wallpaper, the other one in the same exact thing but electric blue, all furniture to match. The bathroom was straight up black and silver insane deco and a…

This plus a tiny bit of ginger. So taste.

Nothing amazing, unfortunately! Just that sort of weird blustering stutter that comes when shutting someone down. My stepmother also snapped “!” at him, which I’d never seen happen, so the conversation moved on *real* fast. I’m sure she had a part in him not saying anything similar ever again.

I *know*, right? They’re lucky we can’t actually shoot bullets from our eyes.

My father bugged me regularly about my weight as I entered my teens, but he’s always been a vain, vain man and even at 15 I knew he was projecting a lot of his deep insecurities onto me. So whatever. My confidence is his mind killer.

And if you buy the maltese falcon, you can dismantle it and get the treasure (nice sidequest) inside. Best DLC I’ve ever purchased.

I’ve seen every one but Martyrs, and probably won’t ever watch it. But the summary was interesting.

I’ve never heard of someone so guilty about quitting a job that they fake suicided, but similar things happen! My (very dumb) aunt once called her job to tell them that her sister (mom) and one-year old baby (me) had died in a car crash in Puerto Rico and she couldn’t come in to work. The shitstorm that ripped through…

6. If a player lands on property they can't afford, auction it off. The game moves much faster.

Thidwick The Big Hearted Moose is about how you should murder unpleasant houseguests, which is a lesson for children I can get behind.

Oreos need enough filling so that you can stick a fork in it and then submerge it entirely in milk.

What is it about dads not stopping for bathroom breaks? It’s like a condition.