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I got as far as "Steel Reserve" before my brain shut down and I had to fight the urge to vomit all over my desk.

My chromatic aberrations are all because of my penchant for buying grey-market lenses in San Francisco. They're so cheap!

I have the advantage of being a director during the summers at a camp. One of our trips takes us to northern Michigan, and we spend tons of time on the beach/at a park.

I know! Even the fake diffuser works for me.

Video is related.

Some people, Mr. Desu, just want to watch the world burn.

I use two monitors at work. One in front of me for my primary workspace, and another to the right for email/remote desktop work.

We're gonna need some wider pockets.

I have to assume that he thought you were applying the "bland" descriptor to all coupes, whereas instead you meant "coupes that happen to be bland."

The Forte Koup looks like what you'd get if a Civic and an A5 mated.

For anyone who might care, the song they use for the soundtrack is called "High Price Victory." It's one of the bundled tracks from Final Cut Studio 7. I discovered it while I was screwing around in Soundtrack a little while ago, and fell in love with its faux-Halo/WWII-ness. The whole track is in the video to the…

On the drive to work today, all three cars ahead of me at a red light were 5-door hatches. The times, they are a-changin' (for the better, in that regard). The light weight and manual option are nice too.

I can be convinced to make poor financial decisions on cars when the price is below $8000. And then when it breaks, I can find somebody as stupid as me who's willing to buy it. "A Maserati for $6000? NP!"

Currently? Bud Light Platinum. Lulz. It's $2/bottle at trivia night.

Though Gizmodo's where my Gawker star first rose

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