Twitter's greater sin was convincing people that 140 characters are enough to properly express a thought or opinion. Though, to adapt Chomsky, I'd say "Don't like Twitter, almost never use it." Giveaways are my exception.

Especially when you're watching football games.

Huh! And here I always thought placing the subwoofer in the corner was the best choice.

I don't know how to make this relevant enough to post. Sorry, everyone.

Wait—the radium was supposed to make it go further? I'd want to use this for a TRON-themed putt-putt course.

I could see someone giving a leased car for Christmas—it wouldn't be nearly as expensive, and they wouldn't have to keep it forever.

Better come with a lightsaber to cut through the doors when the Trade Federation takes over.

Followed by:

HAND-PUMPED?? Decades of malnutrition might have something to say about that.

Probably just easier to lob a couple of "Stinger" missiles.

As the driver of a Swedish turbocharged car, I say "JA!!!"

As far as astrologically-inclined mega-watches go, I still prefer the Panerai L'Astronomo.

Once upon a spaceship speeding, while I squinted, dimly reading,

It also has enough calories to feed me for more than two weeks. Can't stand the taste, though.

I'm sure there are some brilliant algorithms behind all of this.

I've had dust on my sensor pull the same trick.

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