F*CK IT, DOE.

I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK.

That sh*t...

What's wrong with a beeper, dummy?

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Ahahahahahaha.

And all the Vertu designers say "Eureka!"

"I'm tellin' ya Martha, there's money to be had in that arm o' yourn! Best go pack yer things—I got us tickets fer the next steamer to Oslo!"

I know this is more about the TouchPad than the Pre now, but I still like this picture better.

I think it just means Congress is a bunch of Pinkos.

Thank goodness. I just bought their premium subscription (HIGHLY recommended for the increased audio quality alone, let alone the convenience of it), and didn't realize that the "radio" feature was such shite. This should get rid of those last vague feelings of buyer's remorse.

Audioengine A5s: bangin'.

I think it's a sign that HP is going to turn the webOS division into a version of "the most dangerous game." He's just thinking positively.

You know, a $40,000 for a cool (albeit slow) electric roadster isn't bad.

This is great and all, but neither zombies nor dinosaurs would show up with heat signatures, so...

Ah yes, this should elevate my digital picture frame QUITE nicely.

I was going off of Anandtech's numbers (who I generally trust most on these things.)

The future of laptops, sponsored by Bodybuilding.com

Pre3?? You lucky dog. If there had been a realistic Verizon upgrade path available for me on Verizon, I might have taken it. And much of my lack of function had to do with the failure of my camera and my GPS' inability to locate me within Illinois (though, stragely, only Illinois). Enjoy your wunder-device!

The thought of wind turbine blades exploding off always reminds me of the "Ragnarok" attack from "Golden Sun."