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Blathering Rick Horton
blatheringrickhorton

The last time these two double-teamed a rock star was after an Eddie Cochran concert.

"...or I will murder your families"

"Fuck you Deadspin, I have 13 of those this season."

-Ben Roethlisberger

Besides I can't imagine Favre giving a shit whether or not he hits the target. HE'S JUST HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE.

Tom Brady: 5 year contract in 2013, $57 million. Dustin Pedroia: 9 years, $119 (including $63 million over first five years). So I guess Dustin can stand on his wallet to look into Tom's dreamy eyes.

[Tracy Porter intercepts sigh]

You realize that Pistol Pete is extremely offensive to inbred Okies, right?

No, no, no. Tom Ley is on assignment at Hollywood High working on an outraged Deadspin post for next week.