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Because family court judges aren’t supposed to send kids to juvie. They don’t even have the jurisdiction to send kids to jail. The kids aren’t parties to the divorce.

Agreed. It’s way more frat party than sporting event these days (and I feel like I’m onion belt-ing it by saying that.) I was at the game in Frisco on Tuesday (and the game in Nashville last week). The bros behind me in Frisco had all of their eagle paraphernalia on - but didn’t recognize Zardes, Yedlin or Chandler

THIS!? Coming from the same fucking guy who changed the pronunciation of his name so it would rhyme with Heisman.

All of you are going to make a comment about Theismann breaking his leg, but unlike you, I’m going to take the high road and say that Theismann is a fucking idiot.

hey. hugs to you.

Nevermind that countless women don’t get restraining orders because it only escalates abuse in many cases.

This is pretty much EXACTLY what happened to me during my parents divorce. My father was an abusive, selfish, cruel asshole who almost broke my mother’s hand (to say nothing of the years of emotional abuse. My brothers were spared that bullshit, thank god, it was just my mom & I that had to deal with it) & I refused

Well fuck me sideways. I’ve worked in juvenile justice facilities, and the idea that a judge would send a 9 and 10 year old — assuming against all reason that the 15 year old has actually done some unnamed thing to deserve this — to one to teach their older brother and mother a lesson defies fucking reason. If the

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Did it work? Because that sounds really smart.

Speaking of rugs, if you have wooden floors, an area rug will make your place a little cozier.

Well, the good thing about being an adult is that you can furnish your adult apartment with whatever the hell you want. Just do that instead.

Just spend all your money on a Porsche, like me. Then you don’t have to worry about it.

No matter how hard he tries, do not bone this guy.

“Well we really enjoyed boning Lawrence Tynes and Carl Nicks”- Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Shut your Yankee face!

Every week I read the funbag at work on lunch and enjoy it.

... reading Penthouse Letters. I plug up one hole in the dyke, another one busts open.

Very fortunate almost.

My heart aches for his plight, truly. God knows that straight white Christian men have never had it eas- Oh wait.