What I’m drinking tonight.

Yes, what is Anna doing here? She knows that young women read Jezebel. Protect the minds of your impressionable young women readers, Anna! Stop corrupting them with emasculating jokes about respectable old men and opinions cleverly disguised as news!!

An evil treasure gnome.

And in his dissent, Scalia wrote “You’re such an asshole, Roberts”.

Scalia’s tears are delicious.

Other big exciting news coming down from the Supreme Court today! Under the Fair Housing Act it’s enough to prove that a policy or practice has a disparate impact (ie the policy doesn’t have to be discriminatory on its face; if the policy has a disproportionately adverse impact on minorities it violates the FHA).…

C’mon, it’s not like there’s oil at stake.

I read about this last week, and what I want to know is this: How the hell are we (the global community “we”) allowing this to happen? Is it because they’re black? It’s because they’re black, isn’t it?

I think there are many people out there who don’t love their kids and shouldn’t have them. And I think it’s wrong to say you don’t know what love is because you don’t have kids. Of course you know what love is. Anyone with a reasonable emotional capacity knows what love is.

So that last statement, it’s so irritating. I was ambivalent about kids for a long time, so then I just had one. That last statement is not really true, because here is what jack hole parents who say that don’t explain: it is true that you will never know that particular kind of love. If you are a normal human who…

I hate it when people tell me I don’t know what love is because I don’t have a kid. I know plenty of sociopaths with children.

Maple Leafs. They’re Canada’s Browns.

My parents also had me in their early 20s and my fiance’s parents had him in their late 30s. But in his case they were never around. He was raised by a nanny. Ask the guy about his parents, you get the basics. Ask him about Marta, he lights up. She’s invited to the wedding, even. So now we’re starting to talk about…

Considering Shannon Boxx doesn’t really play for her club team any more (seriously, what is she even doing on the team?), Brian is kind of the defensive midfielder by default. This piece about Jill Ellis’s self-inflicted issues is a good read, especially the Nigerian counterattack GIF.

As an American with significant German heritage, I pretty much treat Germany as my #2 team in international competitions. I definitely want the US to win, but have a distinct feeling that if we get past China (no guarantee there) and we face Germany (they better beat France), they will eat us alive.

I’m half joking, half serious. And I’m crying on the inside.

OMG if I wasn’t American I would hate our team so much. Any hate towards the USWNT is well earned by the players and players alone. Just stop talking, be better sports, and continue dominating the game.

This assumes Ellis has control of the locker room and team selections.

Abby Wambach is complaining? Must be a day that ends in “day”.