Watching the already rotted corpse of Abby Wambach pretend to still be good at goal scoring is becoming a joke if it hasn't been already. Bench her ass already. Ellis doesn't have the figurative balls to do it (hence why she should be fired), but there are a plethora of better options.

But the same could be said for Germany or France, who were both much jubilant after their wins.

So... you’re saying she’s the Kobe Bryant of women’s soccer?

Because their coach has no respect from the players, and because Wambach was key in getting the last coach fired. She refused to play professionally over the last year, decided to train privately instead, and was still rewarded with a starting spot despite being easily worse than several younger players left off the…

My Riley Curry Prediction: She has a Nickelodeon or Disney show within 3-5 years. There will be an episode where she is giving a press conference and Steph keeps interrupting her. There will tiny kids dressed like old-timey news reporters in the crowd growing more and more frustrated with his antics. It will be a…

I went to UFC 4 in Tulsa in 1994. Honestly, it was one of the worst of the early UFCs, but still pretty intense. Severn, Gracie, Keith Hackney (the Nebraska cop who punched the sumo wrestler in the head so hard and so many times, he broke his hand), and Roy Van Clief !! (Who is now 72 years old - holy crap!)

Early UFC was so great. Watching not MMA trained athletes, but karate vs wrestling, ju jitsu versus big brawler (like Tank Abbot) or hybrid wrestlers-strikers like Shamrock was awesome.

You know, freshman year I lived on the same floor with a girl who put a confederate flag in her dorm window. She was ostracized and heckled for the rest of the year. Most of us hated her, in part due to her indignant refusal to reconsider her actions and remove it. It was always about “heritage” and never about how…

IT’S NOT ABOUT RACISM IT’S JUST ABOUT SUPPORTING HOW THE SOUTH FOUGHT A WAR TO CONTINUE BLACK ENSLAVEMENT AND GENOCIDE GOD

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

Well, she said it was “the” natural look, not “her” natural look...

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IS IN MY HEART

This lady is the same age as I am. She looks older. The first clue that she was not black is that she had started to crack. Come on people!

Women who call other grown women girls and think that feminism is about referring to women as “womyn” are the reason I have a growing drug problem and an intimate relationship with my middle finger.

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?

As a Pirates fan I just want the Cards to lose a game or two in the month of June.

I fucking love heels. Wedges, pumps, stilettos, let me at them. But fuck anybody that says when I have to wear them, or that anybody has to wear them, ever. I love wearing makeup and heels and constricting clothing because I can. Then I get home and put on yoga pants cos that shit is tiresome for more than like four…

Named after Shakespeare’s young lovers, “Romeo and Juliet” exceptions are intended to prevent serious criminal charges against teenagers who engage in consensual sex with others close to their own age. Statutory rape is punished less severely in Georgia when:

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.