ERIN AND SARAH’S MANSION IS THE SAME MANSION KOURTNEY AND SCOTT USED TO LIVE IN

When I first transitioned physically and went to the DMV with all my paperwork in hand (proof of gender reassignment surgery, new birth certificate, social security, court ordered name change etc) the DMV woman tried to give me a hard time too. Thankfully another employee saw what was going on and took over for her…

Rights aren’t a zero sum game, you ass.

If their claim is that makeup is a disguise, they would also refuse any women wearing makeup. o.O That’s some pretty damn clear bias.

Another one: the position is titled “Attorney.” Trust me, it will suck.

And don’t forget!

2007? No, you’re a liar. Hot Fuzz did not come out eight years ago. I’m not old, I’m young.

Please stop time moving so fast.

We have both kinds, country and western.

I’ll thank you not to interrupt my baseless ad hominem attacks against a person’s given name with your logic and professional experience.

A large open wound in a wet locker room? I assume MRSA will be served for the next course?

Hasn’t there been a sitcom on that already? Feels like an IT Crowd type show would have a lot of material right there. Props to you for weathering through all that ! I know I would’ve been depressed within a week, I suck with customers in general.

I used to play a game at my local Burger King called, “How will they mess up my order today?” I would order a #1 combo (Whopper, fries, soda), with only ketchup on the whopper.

They never got it right. Not once.

Highlights were the time I got two fries with no drink, two drinks with no fries, a chicken sandwich (do they…

Can Tebow win on Chopped? Can he rock that polo shirt?

Agreed. Beets taste like dirt that turns everything purple.

I would have loved to have seen a salad with 1 quartered garbanzo bean, and 6 whole beets in it.

AND those kids with asshole parents got no sweet sweet pizza! SUCK IT, RACISTS! More pizza for the non bigots!

I was going to say compassion and equality, but sure, be a cunt.

When I was a kid, we lived near a reservation in California. I had a few Native American classmates, but the majority were white. One weekend, one of the boys who lived on the reservation had a birthday party. He invited our entire class, including the 25-ish white students. Of those white classmates, only me and one…

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When I was 8 I insisted on inviting the boy from my class (who had behavioural problems, due to a poor family life) to my birthday party. Other parents took my mum aside to ask her ‘if she was sure’. My mum was worried and checked with my, and apparently I replied that I knew he didn’t get invited to parties a lot,…