After online voting, the show is renamed Grammy McGramface.

First, I find out that contestants on Bachelor in Paradise are terrible people and now YouTube stars?! My whole world is shattered!

I'll bring the night-vision goggles and a jumbo sized roll of duct tape.

Or any time Bret Michaels serenaded a Rock of Love contestant with "Every Rose Has It's Thorn".

I'm sure they sign away all of their rights before the cameras start rolling.

I came up with a bunch of joke lyrics based on the David Lee Roth hit "Just Like Paradise" but I they are all in really poor taste so it's probably better not to post them.

It's the only way to be sure.

Yeah I'm a fool. Or a glutton for punishment.

Fortunately for me, my dad has no interest in online debates. He doesn't even have a Facebook account, thank god.

Congratulations. Being an uncle is super fun. You don't really have to enforce any rules and the kids don't give you nearly the same amount of attitude that they give their parents. Also, you can introduce them to tons of geeky stuff that their parents might not be into.

As someone that's recently put on a bunch of weight and isn't really happy with his body, the going shirtless thing is a real issue. I think you just have to say "fuck it" and let it all hang out. Though I've got a bunch of tattoos so that helps take the edge off the flab a bit.

I'm getting kind of fat now but I was a tall skinny guy for most of my life. It can be tough. It's generally not viewed as the most ideal male body type by society. So I know where you're coming from.

6'2" and about 260. I've piled on about 80 lbs over the past two years or so. It's upsetting to say the least.

I get occasional chest pains and it's really scary. Though it turns out that my heart is fine and my terrible posture (shoulders rounded forward) just sometimes causes the muscles in my chest to cramp up. Still, it's freaky as hell when it happens. Glad you're okay.

I just want to throw in that it really wasn't that long ago that some crackpot shot up a pizza place because the internet told him that Hillary was running a child sex slave ring out of the basement. It's almost like politicians don't expect us to remember anything that's happened outside of the current news cycle.

I get it. But having the solution be "you have to let us beat you over the head with ads or else!" is not great. I'd say it's more like the way online advertising is structured is killing the journalism industry. Seriously, no one wants to have to scroll 3/4 of the way down a page in order to stop some ad from…

Fuck websites that won't let me view their articles because I'm using an adblocker. I get that ads are how they make money but constant popovers, popunders, autoplaying videos, etc are so damn annoying that we're forced to block them. And no, Forbes, I'm not going to subscribe just because I want to read an article…

Everyone wants to feel sexy and desired. Which is why people (both male and female) are willing to pay for the experience. Yes, he definitely needs someone that loves him for who he is, but in the meantime a sex worker might help him get over some of his more intimate issues. He needs help and therapy, but don't…

I think most of them are okay with it as long as you put forth some effort otherwise. Some women, though, can be surprisingly cruel about it. To those ladies I'd say, it just happens sometimes and it's really embarrassing when it does. Don't make it worse. No one, either male or female, wants criticism of their…

One of them recently sent me a "remember the good times we had?" message a few months after getting married. We've barely had contact in like 10 years. I assume she was having some issues or something at the time. She was always a little unstable, honestly. I didn't respond. There is only one ex that I have…