I mean, I get that she’s extremely rich, but she’s also not a decaying goblin, so this feels like one of those weird social media things that’s like “Would you live in this cabin with this objectively attractive member of your preferred gender for a month to get $40 million?” What I’m saying here is I would 100% suck…

Jesus Christ I have never related harder to something in my entire existence. It had a jank-ass zeotrope design. I’ve still never seen the movie, and at this point I never will, but that cup came storming back.

This is a brutally accurate assessment. The only other Earwolf podcast I listen to these days is (namesake podcast) HDTGM, and they control that format much better, I would argue because they are A) extremely experienced comedy professionals in general and B) something like eight years deep into doing it. Even then, I…

I did not play Sonic 06, and I only played a little bit of KH, but the hosts explicitly make this comparison in the episode. 

To be fair, he’s talking about the still image of Danny Trejo and the topless woman. 

How Did This Get Played needs to tone it down a little bit; the energy is too high and they want jokes too much (although I don’t know if that’s Jordan Morris’ influence). I know it was just the first episode, so I hope they settle in. 

Yeah, I was able to cheat it into the final alley, but I could never get it to flip out of the maze and over to the cup. Watching the video I can see I was too tentative with the flip. 

Oh, I didn’t realize this was an intra-nerd beef. I thought you were a regular person who lumped everyone who works with technology into IT. I personally don’t get down with shitting on coworkers in other disciplines, especially to the normies - we can beef internally, but you put up a united front to the people who…

Having worked with more IT than I’d like, I wouldn’t trust an IT department nearly as much as I trust AWS or Azure to implement strong security measures. Hell, I can barely get them to provision laptops for new employees properly.

You really think The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill is worse then Something to Tide You Over or The Crate? 

I’m real bad at Resident Evil 4 now.

Someone stanning for fucking Kissinger is the last thing I expected to see anywhere, but I guess considering you’re still spouting anti-communist rhetoric from the Fifties, it makes sense. How old are you, 85? Did you fall through a wormhole from the movie Dr Strangelove?

There are half a dozen Canadian universities with student enrollment over 30K. 

A hailstone a centimeter in diameter weighs about the same as a raisin and is probably roughly comparable. It has a terminal velocity of 31 miles/hour. I don’t think half a gram of highly deformable matter hitting someone at 31 miles per hour is going to do much more than sting slightly. 

Pretty sure a raisin (weight: .5 grams) isn’t going to do damage to anything, thanks to terminal velocity. But I haven’t studied physics in a bit.

I think it’s more “I’m antisocial, never went to college, and my economic status and geographic location have combined to ensure I can live by myself.” So...stumblebrag? 

I believe this is his campaign slogan. 

I will trade you all the Polar you can drink for getting to live in NorCal.

Dealing with characters of different power levels is a significant part of the challenge of writing the ensemble movies. I’m sure they can handle it.