Area Man Constantly Mentioning How He Doesn’t Even Have A Netflix Account. 

The Black Godfather?

You seem bad. I wish you weren’t part of the commentariat. 

Uh, how is this a spoiler? It’s literally in the article:

Cue: Signal, prompt.
Queue: Line (as in a bank or post office).
Que: Spanish for “what.”

Low key excited to find out about Field Work. 

Agreed that White House Down is vastly better and more enjoyable but I don’t want a sequel to WHD. It is giddy and ridiculous and I don’t know how a sequel could have pulled that off again, since I’m not sure that was the intention in the first place.

I’m starting to get antsy with Spider-Man and am going to blaze through the rest of the story so I can return it and go back to my true love; riding a horse around the Old West. I’ve also been thinking about digging my GameCube out of the box in the basement and seeing if it still runs so that I can fire up my copy of …

Witness the difference in the AV Club commentariat, vs Gizmodo:

They weren’t booing, they were saying “Brooo-ce.”

ROCK LORDS! My cousin had a couple of those. 

Prescription drug prices are always a crapshoot here in the land of profiteering off of human misery, but isn’t the generic of Valtrex pretty inexpensive? 

I would say publication order, but I am not the best person to ask, because I A) read the Fitz books I read in that order, but never got to the later ones because I couldn’t take the sadness forever and B) tend to consume things in publication order even if it’s counterindicated by the books internal chronology, like…

I thought the same thing. RIP Marchman. 

If you like Game of Thrones, you will definitely like Robin Hobb, since her books are also just unending hardship for the characters you care about.

Deep Roots, the second book in the Innsmouth Legacy by Ruthanna Emrys. I kind of forgot some of the characters since I read the first one, but she does a good job of reminding the reader what’s going on without beating you over the head with it.
Me Talk Pretty One Day, which might be Sedaris’ most purely funny…

Slow down; you’re married to your wife? 

Come on man, you’re celebrating prematurely. 

The Aloha shirt has long been the stock and trade at TJ’s everywhere.

All Spider-Man, all week. I’m still struggling a bit with how to gain speed beyond dropping into a dive, which made the helicopter chase a little more challenging than it should have been. Getting a better handle on combat, although I forget to use my webbing a lot of the time, probably because I’m reaching back to…