Holy shit, Shaq is worth $400 million. Why don’t the rich ever get tired of making money? Also, I hope they have him in ads holding an entire pizza in his enormous mitts, making it look like a personal pizza.

Doesn’t that presume that, absent this lawsuit, they would be sitting around doing nothing? Isn’t there still an opportunity cost to using them on this dumbness?

Only the first four segments! Ugh, I wonder if my SA login still works and if I can even find it. I haven’t logged on in more than five years. 

Why are you responding in good faith to someone who uses “SJWs” unironically? 

This is a reasonable request. 

The high-ranking cities are more likely to be decently sized places that also have a lot of visitors, which explains Orlando’s number-one ranking.

If we’re allowed to go off menu, the obvious answer is Super Grover, who could fly you off the island, or the Yip Yips, who apparently possess some kind of teleporter technology.

Not to mention that the whole idea of a blue/red state is ridiculous. It’s an urban/rural divide. What makes a state “blue” is that it has a larger urban population than a rural one. 

I WILL FIGHT YOU. Haribo Sour Gold Bears are wonderful. 

These fail the criteria set forth, in that they are not highly rated and thus are not overrated. Peeps is specifically cited as being ignored for two specific reasons. 

Trader Joe’s also has an excellent dark chocolate peanut butter cup. 

I suppose I’ll engage with your links to actual data. Let’s take the CNBC one, with the survey of millennial men. The article itself indicates that that amount they reported needing to be happy doubled in two years. Why do you think that is? Could it be a structural issue with the survey itself? Some massive change in…

How do we know what shots the editor had to work with?

Uh, I am also 40. Truly, a study in contrasts. 

The scene itself was shared, but I didn’t understand what was so bad about it (I was looking for continuity errors, because I know nothing about editing). The video did a good job of explaining why the scene was bad and how it could be improved.

This from the man who said

Old man yells at cloud.

Since I haven’t gotten around to buying a Switch yet, I’ve been playing old PC games on a laptop while my wife watches college basketball. This week it was Icewind Dale, which I loved when I was unemployed right after I got out of college. It’s fine and reasonably fun (although I remember it to such a degree that when…

A. Some people never discuss politics. My wife and I don’t. I’m pretty sure hers line up with my own, but I have no idea, like, who she voted for (in any election, ever) because I don’t care.