Oh I’m just horribly grossed out by the idea of being in a tub full of cola and fried chicken. That’s some Saw shit right there, being in a sensory deprivation chamber you can’t escape and it’s filled with sticky soda and soggy breaded chicken just bumping into your body at random.

Thank you for reminding me about the Ewoks and Droids cartoons.

That’s not how taxes on wages work. You’re taxed on your total wages for the year - it doesn’t matter if the company pays you weekly or monthly or whatever. The marginal rates are calculated for the year, not for a given paycheck. This is not to say this situation isn’t unacceptable (if a person doesn’t have savings…

Johnny Longbow, Johnny Johnny Longbow...

This is obviously an attempt to get me to watch the video. Not today, Satan!

Fine, I’ll buy one of those fancy Japanese toilets already!

The image of that video is nightmare fuel. I can’t even imagine watching it. 

Wait, what? ibRAD is working with crazy pizza restaurants, but how have you never had a medium cut into six slices?

I speak for all Pennsylvanians when I say: we’re glad you left, don’t come back. 

I get Comedy.TV and I think it is always the same panel talk show with comedians. Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. I’m not surprised it has no viewership.

Are you advocating we stay with our abusive spouse for the good of the children? 

Yeah let’s be nice to the Republicans, that’s worked ever. Fuck that, fire up the voters! The Republicans are going to demonize the Dems even if they don’t do anything “offensive” (they fucking blamed them for the kids dying in the border prisons) so if you’re going to be a heel in the eyes of the Republicans anyway,…

This is exactly as stupid and hamfisted as Trump’s! Who is Mueller replacing in that image? Ned Stark, right? How’s old Neddy doing?

We got a whole load of board/card games for Christmas that were targeted at playing with our children.

Blokus: 2-4 player game, but really only interesting with at least three. Sort of Go meets Tetris where you attempt to place all your Tetris-shaped pieces on the board and prevent your opponent from doing the same.…

It was dumb because it is basically appropriation of Native American culture, which is, uh, something Americans of European descent should really not do, considering we, uh, obliterated said culture when we took everything they had and put them on the path to extinction (which we continue to do today). Our treatment…

I HAVE been off Kinja for about 2 weeks for the holiday, you made a face turn for Christmas? Either way, I’m for it. 

This is extremely off-brand and heartwarming. 

Iran, supposedly.

Truly shocking that a year after they went .400, attendance for a 3 PM Thursday game did not fill the park. 

Thanks for this suggestion!