It's the Roadhouse for fucks sake.

So, Donald Trump

'Fuck off'

I don't get the issue with remaking Suspiria. In no way, shape, or form will it be like the original so I am going along with it.

What exactly would Argento bring? The idea of the remake is to remake the story not the palette and set decorations that made Suspiria so unique

Because they're dog shit?

Or, it could be an ambiguous ending. Like a Twilight Zone episode. That would have been great

Dr Loomis stumbles upon a copy of the new Sutter Cane book then gets in a red Plymouth Fury to chase a Malamute through snow. There's your plot. Because, you know, John Carpenter.

Should be an anthology series. In fact the whole thing screams ANTHOLOGY SERIES

Saw his stand up recently and it was a crushing disappointment

Bless

Down voted for Tree of Life. Fuck that film

I have a morbid fascination with how much it'll be universally hated

It's his masterpiece. Infectious cinema that I can't shake off me. I can't wait to watch it again

Tony fucking Martin

One of the best title sequences in cinema history.

Yeah, Sudden Impact.

Amen, brother

Your write up makes it a must see. Well done

Dark Breed is a truly special film