Depends on where you live. LA traffic pretty much means you get cut off by people 70 percent of the time with no signal whatsoever.

Um. Well, sometimes. I guess. If you’re cool with a female-endorsed patriarchy where only the alpha male gets to have sex with all females in a particular group and get the shit beaten out of you if you even try. Or if and when a power shift comes along to christen a new alpha you can pretty much expect all children…

Yup. Got your joke and I made one in response.

Innocent? No.

No, but just think “rapunzel” kinda deal. I mean as if private property guarded by private security wasn’t enough, now you have police and secret service guarding her every move. She’s never going to bump into anyone that isn’t pre-arranged. Phones and internet all undoubtedly tapped. If she was secretly sequestered,…

It’s not that they can’t be, it’s that they don’t recognized when they are. Subtlety...misses somehow. Or ends up being interpreted as a joke.

That was funny and awesome.

This just occurred to me after recently watching “Mozart in the Jungle”. I had read/heard about how auditions to a symphony are conducted behind a blind to avoid traditional bias against women.

‘Zactly.

Also nuclear bombs, air flight, technology to harness electricity, telephones, practical light bulbs, useful computer interfaces, television, tupperware, frisbees, air conditioning, jazz, blues, rock and roll, rap, The Wizard of Oz, Star Wars, moving pictures, Coca-Cola, lasers, racquetball, Uno, Texas Hold ‘Em, GPS,…

Or you take precautions against being pick-pocketed like a smart person especially when you’re in a high-crime area/situation.

Huh. I was generally curious so I did a quick google...

I heard about one...

If you can’t cry, try laughing...

Or no sushi. Moby told me about these. Just kidding, i don’t know Moby.

I wasn’t making a point about the difference between sushi and sashimi. I was saying sashimi is an example of Asian food that actually would fit their sentence properly. I was making a point about the correctness of the first line of the article and how it fails to distinguish between different types of sushi with or…

=)

The article’s first line is “Raw fish is pretty tasty if you like sushi...”. Well sushi doesn’t even necessarily have fish in it. I know vegans that enjoy certain forms of sushi. Correct would be: “Raw fish is pretty tasty if you like certain types of sushi...” 

I know I’m going to get tagged as pedantic for this buuuuut I was under the impression that sushi (especially in the states) is _typically_ cooked fish if there’s any fish at all (yay for california rolls).