Ha ha! Nice. How's that working out for you?

So they're right there! Shit…gotta run!

Now that sounds like a sport! You can't just replace the rectangle with some other shape and call it a sport. It's madness!

Ah yes, "slithered." I'm a snake because I crossed a border.

Fashionable relocation? It's fucking freezing in Wisconsin still. Bad fashion didn't make my heating bills $500 every February.

You heard it folks! Load up your unicycles and abortion kits - were moving to Boise!!

Fuck baseball. That sport is for roid-heads and fat-assess.

So, is it the northwest that matters? Or Oregon? Or just Portland??

Lifestyle accessory? No. I'm buying your land. I'm fondling your women, drinking your beer, and pissing in your reservoirs.

Or has it raised your property values and provided an influx of economic activity? Because that's what the data will tell you.