I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

I think in one episode, Rodger had like 400 bucks on him. Pretty sure that’s somewhere in the ballpark of 3k today. I could never imagine carrying that much cash on me, lol.

Hugo Weaving respectfully disagrees.

China takes it preetttttttyyyyyy seriously

The Crocodile Dundee movies suggest that Australians can survive New York and Los Angeles. But I bet no movies would've been made had they tried to send Dundee to Tampa and its collection of Florida People.

the pools, for one

U mad, Max?

Needs more Colbert.

It’s all just a marketing scheme, you guys.

Carson Wentz to the training room for x-rays.

The Ring was made in the fires of Mount Doom; only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from Wentz it came.

This must be a record for shortest interval between a WYTS entry and one of its predictions coming true. Granted, it wasn’t Drew himself, but:

This reminds me of a Law & Order episode. They find the body of a young boy who has been beaten to death, and he has a battery in his mouth. At first they think it’s a weird sex killing, but eventually realize it’s a friend of his, a ten-year-old girl with psychopathic tendencies and once she came out of her…

All this criticism of Sam Bradford as being selfish and a bad mentor has been so unfair. I mean as you can see here, he’s been teaching Wentz everything he knows.

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.”

Do the Vikings fans?

It’s this kind of Minnesota Math that got the Vikings public money for their new stadium.

By the 12th game they’ll be so close to elimination that no one will kare.

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