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    It’s an old-school play called “The swinging gate.” Every junior high team is contractually obligated to run it at least once.

    (Tommy et al may scream all they want about JEWKAH AHND BELAHCHEK BRILLYINCE but the truth is we consistently are subjected to extremely questionable bullshit moves because Bill is a too clever by half asshole who likes the smell of his own cutesy shit

    Ladies and gentlemen, the sickest man in America.

    “My offer is nothing. That’s promo code: NOTHING.”

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    My younger daughter is 2 1/2 and was born with 2 birth defects. We all struggled and still do, as there are issues still to tackle.

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    70s reggae from England. Capital Letters with smoking my ganja.

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    Great stuff! We haven’t had any Nirvana for a while. I always thought Kurt’s “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” was one of his most impassioned performances. Although the song is typically associated with Leadbelly, its writer is unknown.

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    I ticked the top 25 played songs on the nano today which is only used for the gym and this was Number 1

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    Living in Illinois as I do (now), I’m living in a pretty happy baseball world at the moment. Folks are so nice here at the moment, so happy, so filled with joi de vivre! Jolly times, folks.

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    It says “not available.” Here’s another video, same song.

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    Last night we had a song from The Brothers Johnson posted, and here’s one of my favorites, “Strawberry Letter #23”.

    Fox’s photo of Odom was way worse:

    You are 100% correct about The Martian. I feel like much sci-fi writing is blighted by this curse of genius people who can’t write their way out of a nutsack.

    Excerpt from Chris Eskine’s next column:

    “GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, you goddamned Millenials! You just make me want to come over there and vape you in the goddamned selfie with the bayonet I took off of some Kraut bastard in the Ardennes! Jerry never saw the shiv I put in his kidneys coming, AND NEITHER WILL YOU!”